I’m Considering Getting Old 

There are pluses to getting old.  I get social security money every month and I don’t have to do a thing to earn it.  Plus I have savings which I did earn, but that was years ago. So now, I just “Spend baby, spend!” OK. Not really. I’m actually very frugal. (should any of my kids be reading this). I live in a house I bought from the mortgage company after I bought it from the owner. So when I need to bail to some kind of old people’s place, I can sell the house and say “Bye! Bye!” to snow-shoveling, grass-cutting, and greedy Trick-or-Treaters. 

Against the wishes of my kids, I can spoil the grandkids, endlessly.

I can have the irresponsibilities of a teenager without the grades. As an old person I can drink when I want, ogle my girlfriend, and tell the same stories over and over and over and…  

I don’t have to be good at…anything: golf, house cleaning, cooking, buying Christmas and birthday presents, remembering names,… answering the door… 

Well, I do have to pay my bills and be nice to my neighbors (hey guys, if you’re reading this, don’t read this).

Old is fun, for sure. 

But so is young, because young includes so many choices.

It means I can drive too fast. I can hang out at the local tavern and yell at Eagles and Phillies games. I can teach my kids discipline, integrity, hard work, fortitude, intelligence, etc… or just: “Do as I say and not as I do”.

I can try new things, like writing a local column or serving on my town council and, as long as I have a highly skilled editor and a brilliant town manager, avoid major stumbles.

I can go to every one of my kids games and performances and applaud until my hands hurt. I can, without admitting to a scintilla of bias, defend my kids against every stupid, arrogant teacher who wields grades like a hockey stick, and never, ever admit to  liking helicopters.

I can have a career as a producer-director of Live television and not utter a single “Fuck! Wrong camera!”, especially multiple times a show. As a young producer, I can develop an award winning TV show aimed at old people – and not have viewers, including the crew, shake their heads in disbelief.

That’s the dilemma: old is fun, but young is fun, too. 

Hmmm…

I think I’ll go with young. Because if something becomes old or boring, the young can always try something new…

…like… Hey! Getting old!

See, if getting old becomes boring or frustrating, I can always go back to being young! 

Right?  

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When The White House Calls

In the early 70’s, I produced and directed a daily talk show for the ABC station in Baltimore that reached into Washington DC. Like many talks shows of that era, we delighted in poking the Nixon Administration. On one occasion, after exposing an FBI screw-up, we received a call from the White House asking for copy of the show. The tone and timing of the call spoke volumes. As calls from the White House weren’t common I went upstairs to the executive offices and asked the VP what to do. He raised his eyebrows for a second or two, then told me to call back, tell them a copy of the show would cost $5000 and that a machine to play it on would cost over $100,000 (this was before VHS, DVD’s, or thumb drives). I called the White House and left the message, saying we’d make the copy once we heard back. We never heard back.

46 years later, when Trump first got elected, I worried. I was never a fan of Hillary Clinton, but Trump’s lies, narcissism, and ignorance seemed far scarier. When the Washington Post ran the slogan “Democracy dies in Darkness” in every paper, I was encouraged. The media will keep Trump in check, I thought. But, over the next four years, as Trump continued, unabated, the Washington Post’s reporting on his 30,000 lies had dwindling impact. Everyone became inured to it.

Now, 54 years later, as I watch Trump assembling his Cabinet of Sycophants, some of whom know even less about their area than Trump does, I see a horizon filling with darkness. 

Just one recent example: Trump sued ABC for allowing George Stephanopoulos to call him a “rapist” on the air. He has since threatened to revoke licenses of broadcasters he deems too critical of him. He also appointed Brendan Carr to chair the outfit in charge of broadcast licenses, the Federal Communications Commission. Carr wrote the FCC chapter of Project 2025 and has criticized NBC and CBS for supporting Kamala Harris. Which may explain ABC’s $15 million dollar capitulation to Trump before the suit got to court.  

Freedom of the Press, meet Freedom of the Lawsuit, wielded by the most powerful man in the country.  

Which leaves us with the other two pillars designed to check presidential power and, when necessary, stop it: Congress and The Supreme Court. 

We all know where the Supreme Court stands. Which leaves us with Congress. Oops!  

But wait!…The Senate, with “advice and consent”, has to approve many Presidential Appointments. And it has a history of standing up to Presidents (remember McCain’s tie-breaking thumbs-down vote that saved ObamaCare?).

Maybe, when the White House calls, 51 Senators will not just snicker at the incompetence of Trump appointees, but actually have the courage to advise against some of them. Maybe that courage will inspire the Mainstream Media to, not just take back the mantle of keeping the public informed with real, verifiable, double-sourced facts, but stand up to Presidential power and autocracy. Morning, noon, and night. Every day, every week, every month.

Just as the authors of the Constitution intended.

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With respect to Martin Niemöller

First they came for the Supreme Court and we didn’t speak out because we were not jurists.

Then they came for the Media and we did not speak out because we were not journalists.

Then they came for the Justice Department and we did not speak out because we were not lawyers.

Then they came for the Defense Department and we did not speak out because we were not in the military.

Then they came for the Department of Health and we did not speak up because we were not doctors.

Then they came for Congress and we didn’t speak out because we were not politicians.

Then they came for us and there was no one to warn us, to defend us, to heal us, or to represent us.

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He Said, He Said

As you’re waiting in line to vote here are six quotes to consider: three from Republican Donald Trump, who wants to lead our bitterly divided country, and three from Republican Abraham Lincoln, who led the country the last time it was so bitterly divided.

Lincoln: “Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.”

Trump: “Can’t you just shoot them (protesters)? Just shoot them in the legs or something?”

Lincoln: “I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.”

Trump: “We have some very bad people; we have some sick people, radical-left lunatics. And it should be very easily handled by, if necessary, by the National Guard—or, if really necessary, by the military.”

Lincoln: “We the people are the rightful masters of both the Congress and the courts – not to overthrow the Constitution –  but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution.”

Trump: “If I don’t get elected … it’s going to be a bloodbath for the country.”

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Give me your stupid…

uneducated and more,

your White Christian Nationalists yearning to be free 

of immigrants and anyone black, brown, or poor.

Send these, the fascist voters to me

As I preen and pose by the White House door.

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